- Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.
- It is not that I'm so smart. But I stay with the questions much longer.
- The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
- Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
- Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it.
- The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
- The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible.
- We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them.
- Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.
- Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
- Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
- If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.
- Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.
- As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.
- I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
- In order to form an immaculate member of a flock of sheep one must, above all, be a sheep.
- No, this trick won't work. How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?
- Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts.
- A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.
- An empty stomach is not a good political adviser.
- Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex. It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction.
- Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking.
- There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
- The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.
- I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious.
- Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.
- With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon.
- A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. So is a lot.
source: http://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/9810.Albert_Einstein
