Here are some of my favourite quotes, I collected them over a period of time, not in any particular order.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. -Dave Barry
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is. -Francis Bacon
It takes a lot of experience for a girl to kiss like a beginner. -Ladies Home Journal
Seven days without laughter make one weak. - Joel Goodman
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labour!
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
10 Terrorists came by Boat, 539 terrorists will come by your vote, vote Carefully
You shouldn't say it is not good. You should say, you do not like it; and then, you know, you're perfectly safe.
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. ~Fred Allen
We judge others by their behavior. We judge ourselves by our intentions.
If we were meant to talk more & listen less, we’d have two mouths & one ear.
The problem is never how to get new, innovative thoughts into your mind but how to get the old ones out.
People ask you for criticism but they only want praise.
Brains are like mouths; when empty they blather, when full they digest. - Pete Harrison
If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you, but if you really make them think, they'll hate you.
Common sense is the most widely shared commodity in the world, for every man is convinced that he is well supplied with it. - Rene Decartes
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself. -
Being successful is like being pregnant , everyone congratulates you but no one knows how much you got screwed to get there.
A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. ~ Einstein
God gives and forgives. Man get and forgets.
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
Theory is when you know something, but it doesn't work. Practice is when something works, but you don't know why. Programmers combine theory and practice: Nothing works and they don't know why.
To err is human. To keep erring is inhuman.
Inside every large program, there is a small program trying to get out.
Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it.
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works.
If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
If a million monkeys were typing on computers, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
The key to understanding recursion is to begin by understanding recursion. The rest is easy.
In software, the chain isn't as strong as its weakest link; it's as weak as all the weak links multiplied together.
I'm so poor that I can't afford to pay attention.
There are two rules for success: 1.) Don't tell all you know.
Art is work, to sell it is art.
God made man before woman to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
All desirable things in life are either-- illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!
Bad is never good until worse happens.
It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her.
Time you enjoy wasting, is not wasted.
I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.
Intelligence is like underwear, everyone has it but you don't have to show it off.
The politicians divide the country by Words, while the terrorists unite it with bullets!!!
Radar spelled backwards is radar. They get you coming and going.
When you ASSUME, it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application.
API design is like sex: make one mistake and support if for the rest of your life.
You can also view some interesting Gtalk status messages here.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. -Dave Barry
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is. -Francis Bacon
It takes a lot of experience for a girl to kiss like a beginner. -Ladies Home Journal
Seven days without laughter make one weak. - Joel Goodman
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labour!
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
10 Terrorists came by Boat, 539 terrorists will come by your vote, vote Carefully
You shouldn't say it is not good. You should say, you do not like it; and then, you know, you're perfectly safe.
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. ~Fred Allen
We judge others by their behavior. We judge ourselves by our intentions.
If we were meant to talk more & listen less, we’d have two mouths & one ear.
The problem is never how to get new, innovative thoughts into your mind but how to get the old ones out.
People ask you for criticism but they only want praise.
Brains are like mouths; when empty they blather, when full they digest. - Pete Harrison
If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you, but if you really make them think, they'll hate you.
Common sense is the most widely shared commodity in the world, for every man is convinced that he is well supplied with it. - Rene Decartes
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself. -
Being successful is like being pregnant , everyone congratulates you but no one knows how much you got screwed to get there.
A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. ~ Einstein
God gives and forgives. Man get and forgets.
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
Theory is when you know something, but it doesn't work. Practice is when something works, but you don't know why. Programmers combine theory and practice: Nothing works and they don't know why.
To err is human. To keep erring is inhuman.
Inside every large program, there is a small program trying to get out.
Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it.
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works.
If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
If a million monkeys were typing on computers, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
The key to understanding recursion is to begin by understanding recursion. The rest is easy.
In software, the chain isn't as strong as its weakest link; it's as weak as all the weak links multiplied together.
I'm so poor that I can't afford to pay attention.
There are two rules for success: 1.) Don't tell all you know.
Art is work, to sell it is art.
God made man before woman to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
All desirable things in life are either-- illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!
Bad is never good until worse happens.
It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her.
Time you enjoy wasting, is not wasted.
I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.
Intelligence is like underwear, everyone has it but you don't have to show it off.
The politicians divide the country by Words, while the terrorists unite it with bullets!!!
Radar spelled backwards is radar. They get you coming and going.
When you ASSUME, it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application.
API design is like sex: make one mistake and support if for the rest of your life.
You can also view some interesting Gtalk status messages here.
nice :)
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